Ask first, think later :V

Figments of a mind in distress.

dudewithabow:

"So, er, for the non South Asians in the audience who perhaps didn’t understand why there was applause, the British built a really extensive railway system throughout India before they left, and it wasn’t so much for transportation for the Indian people, it was because it’s really hard to plunder on foot."

Hari Kondabolu’s joke about the British colonisation of India [x]

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cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!

Michelle’s husband.

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not-cooper:

Can’t afford decent furniture.

not-cooper:

Can’t afford decent furniture.

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500days0fn0thing:

"You caught me…it is no longer fun" this is my dog to a fucking T

500days0fn0thing:

"You caught me…it is no longer fun" this is my dog to a fucking T

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thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

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For those going on internet blind dates (or just traveling somewhere alone)

racethewind10:

slackmcnasty:

earthwindandherpes:

Kitestring is a simple webapp that checks up on you and sends a text message to your emergency contacts if you don’t respond by a designated time.

Enter your ETA and Kitestring will send you a text message to reply to. You can extend your check in time via SMS or check in early. If you don’t respond to Kitestring’s text message, your emergency contact(s) will get your customizable alert message. [x]

Important

signal boost

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thirdeyecomics:

THIRD EYE COVER GALLERY: DEADPOOL #27 — all covers in-store this Wednesday! Supplies are limited on some of the variant editions!

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