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Wait wait….people seriously don’t spoon out the kiwi fruits delicious goodness? I didn’t know there was any other way to eat them?

Wow

you mean to tell me that people do like 90% of these “wrongs” are you guys real do you hate yourselves

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3 weeks ago
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unseenalumni:

“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!”Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table… . The others began to jeer."Liar!" they chorused"I only steal because this wicked world won’t let me work an honest trade!" Calo cried, hoisting his own glass."LIAR!""I only steal," said Jean, "because I’ve temporarily fallen in with bad company.""LIAR!"At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!”"BASTARD!”  ― Scott Lynch,  The Lies of Locke Lamora

unseenalumni:

“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!”
Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table… . The others began to jeer.
"Liar!" they chorused
"I only steal because this wicked world won’t let me work an honest trade!" Calo cried, hoisting his own glass.
"LIAR!"
"I only steal," said Jean, "because I’ve temporarily fallen in with bad company."
"LIAR!"
At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!”
"BASTARD!”
Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

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3 weeks ago
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fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

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1 month ago
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kyotani:

Mahou Shoujo Ore is a 2-Volume BL manga. It may get an anime adaptation in the future.
The basic rundown of its key features is:
15 year old girl is a newbie idol in love with her best friend’s brother who is also a popular idol.
She runs into a scary yakuza guy and finds out her mother was an ex-magical girl, the yakuza was her mascot.
Her love interest gets kidnapped by demons that look like burly men with cute squirrel heads.
She contracts the yakuza to become a magical girl, which in this story means she turns into a handsome guy in a magical girl outfit.
Her magical staff does jack shit and she literally beats the enemies to death with it.
Her love interest shows an attraction towards her magical guy form.
Her best friend (her love interest’s sister) turns out to be in love with her and later also becomes a magical crossdressing guy to save her life.
Their manager is a magical girl geek and decides to make them into an idol unit.

kyotani:

Mahou Shoujo Ore is a 2-Volume BL manga. It may get an anime adaptation in the future.

The basic rundown of its key features is:

  • 15 year old girl is a newbie idol in love with her best friend’s brother who is also a popular idol.
  • She runs into a scary yakuza guy and finds out her mother was an ex-magical girl, the yakuza was her mascot.
  • Her love interest gets kidnapped by demons that look like burly men with cute squirrel heads.
  • She contracts the yakuza to become a magical girl, which in this story means she turns into a handsome guy in a magical girl outfit.
  • Her magical staff does jack shit and she literally beats the enemies to death with it.
  • Her love interest shows an attraction towards her magical guy form.
  • Her best friend (her love interest’s sister) turns out to be in love with her and later also becomes a magical crossdressing guy to save her life.
  • Their manager is a magical girl geek and decides to make them into an idol unit.

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1 month ago
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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

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3 weeks ago
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thepluralisphoenixii:

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sansaspark:

During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her father’s scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragon’s head. The dragon’s eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulan’s role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.

The reason Mushu couldn’t wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.

CHRIST HOW DID I MISS THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

WHAT

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3 weeks ago
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comesalong:

[richer and cleverer] - A mix for Gentleman Bastards shooting a ballista bolt right through the heart of the precious Secret Peace, aka a companion mix to listen to whilst reading the Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch.
[LISTEN]Get Lucky (ft. Beats Antique) ⤅ Daft PunkGold (ft. Eighty4 Fly) ⤅ Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Soviet Connection ⤅ London Philharmonic Orchestra and Andrew Skeet You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid ⤅ The Offspring Romani Holiday (Antonius Remix) ⤅ Hans Zimmer Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked ⤅ Cage the Elephant I Want it All/We Will Rock You ⤅ Queen (ft. Armageddon) Joker & the Thief ⤅ Wolfmother

comesalong:

[richer and cleverer] - A mix for Gentleman Bastards shooting a ballista bolt right through the heart of the precious Secret Peace, aka a companion mix to listen to whilst reading the Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch.


[LISTEN]

Get Lucky (ft. Beats Antique) ⤅ Daft Punk
Gold (ft. Eighty4 Fly) ⤅ Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Soviet Connection ⤅
London Philharmonic Orchestra and Andrew Skeet
You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid 
The Offspring
Romani Holiday (Antonius Remix) 
Hans Zimmer
Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked 
Cage the Elephant
I Want it All/We Will Rock You 
Queen (ft. Armageddon)
Joker & the Thief 
Wolfmother

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3 weeks ago
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se7yn:

ourloveisrealandtrue:

omigawdmatt:

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?

I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

Why?! Just why? This is why I don’t eat or drink while on Tumblr.

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1 month ago
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wannabeanimator:

Studio Ghibli | 1985 - 2014

After recent rumors of Studio Ghibli closing their animation department and the low box office numbers for When Marnie Was There, it was time to make an appreciation post for a company that has created true movie magic again and again. So, thank you, Studio Ghibli. Hopefully it isn’t good-bye just yet. Studio Ghibli is no longer producing animated films. So here’s to you, Ghibli, and everything you’ve given us.

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1 month ago
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babyprude:

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

babyprude:

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

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1 month ago
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tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY CAT?? HOW?!

fly

tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY CAT??
HOW?!

fly

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1 month ago
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